When it’s your time, you get your rhyme.
There’s no more Quincy
Ever since he
Lay down flat
And Stuff Like That
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Phil Lesh
Is no longer flesh.
I guess it was fateful
That he’s Dead now and Grateful.
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Geoff tossed his orb around.
His head must have weighed fifty pounds,
But now he’s stopped, to be covered in palls.
But still, imagine the size of his balls.
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Paul Di’Anno played in
Early Iron Maiden
He sang in perfect key
but now he’s Running Free.
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Liam Payne was popular
And attracted much affection,
But when you fall from a balcony
You go in one direction.
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Kris Kristofferson
Won’t accept offers on
Tickets for his shows
As in the ground he goes.
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If you like films
You’ll be unhappy with
The news of the death
Of Dame Maggie Smith.
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John Mayall found fame
With his Bluesbreakers.
He now has a gig
With the undertaker.
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Another star’s death
Sends us whining.
Farewell Shelley Duvall
Out of The Shining.
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The news today
Is ter-rible
For Steve Harley
Of Cockney Rebel,
And though that rhyme
Lacks some style
I hope at least
It made you smile.
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Alexei Navalny
Was murdered by Putin
Whose intolerance
Is worse than gluten.
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Farewell Ian Lavender
Who in Dad’s Army we did like.
But what was his character’s name?
Don’t tell him, Pike!
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I’ve just heard a frightening tale
About Annie Nightingale.
It’s the final disaster
For this music broadcaster.
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It’s time to give up on him
Though we liked him very much.
Farewell David Soul
Of Starsky and Hutch.
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