Time to frown 

Time to grimace 

For the Urban Spaceman 

Neil Innes 

Marie Fredriksson 

Was powerful and ballady 

But it’s all over now 

Due to a malady. 

Surely this is the greatest catastrophe, 

Now weve gone and lost the Apostrophe. 

Let’s send our respects 

To Jonathan Miller 

Who fought Alzheimer’s 

Then got even iller. 

Gary Rhodes 

Master chef 

Has taken 

His last breath. 

Clive James 

Was on television 

Where he spoke 

With great precision. 

Clive James  

Was from down under 

Now he is  

Down under. 

Ginger Baker’s 

Drums went boom. 

Now, he’s gone to his 

White Room. 

Marvin picked the paper up off the floor, 

But now he won’t. 

Farewell Stephen Moore. 

Jacques Chirac 

Led the French, 

But now he’ll rot 

And make a stench. 

Terrance Dicks’ writing 

Was appreciated 

But he’s been 

Exterminated. 

Indian politician 

Sheila Dikshit 

Has ... pfft ... pfffftt... 

Die... plahhhh ... ha ha ha haaaa... 

Oh deary me ... no, I can’t do it. 

In F1 he drew a crowd 

Now Niki is much less loud 

Doris Day 

Gone away 

Que sera 

Sera 

Oooaaaa, aaahhh, 

Aaaoooorrrrr, 

Oooaahhhh ooo-aaaa 

Oooaaaaarrrrr. 

He’ll start no more fires 

Will dear old Keith 

That’s because 

He’s ceased to breathe. 

Andre Previn 

Waved his baton 

He’ll now be carried 

By men with a hat on. 

Lagerfeld worked for Chanel 

He stayed home as he wasn’t well 

Do you wear white in heaven and red in hell? 

Gordon Banks 

Made the greatest save 

But now is finally 

In the grave.