Lemmy has taken 

His last breath. 

Finally has been 

Killed By Death. 

Jimmy Hill 

Gave us a thrill. 

He can no longer win, 

But he took it on the chin. 

Warren Mitchell 

Appeared coldhearted 

But now death 

Him has departed. 

Cilla Black 

Heart attack?  

Whatever, 

Just don’t come back 

Omar Sharif’s 

Life wasn’t brief. 

He’ll play no more bridge 

As he’s gone in the fridge. 

Omar Sharif 

Liked curtains of beef 

Laurence of Arabia  

Must’ve choked on a labia 

Val Doonican  

Once had a loony fan  

Then he died  

So she cried. 

Val Doonican 

Now goes to his hearse. 

We wondered how soon he can 

Get this verse. 

Ron Moody 

Was a bit of a foodie 

He died eating brie 

With Christopher Lee. 

Last 

Passed 

Away 

Today. 

Lee, 

He  

Out 

For the Count 

BB King 

Liked to sing 

But now he can’t speak he’s 

Died of diabetes. 

Errol Brown 

Was truly lyrical. 

He’s left us now, 

So much for miracles. 

Errol Brown, 

Soon in the ground, 

No more he’ll sing, 

He’ll be a decomposing, rather unsexy thing. 

Alas Hot Chocolate  

now is dead  

I’ll have to have  

Horlicks instead. 

Ben E King 

Did sing 

"Stand By Me" 

R.I.P. 

We’ll all miss 

Keith Harris 

Now he can fly 

Right up to the sky. 

Terry Pratchett 

Liked to eat cat shit 

So now he’ll be buried  

Like some kind of hatchet 

Demis Roussos  

Said meet me at New Cross  

But then he went and died 

So I got off at Rotherhithe. 

Mourn the loss 

Of Demis Roussos 

He’s gone forever 

And ever. 

First Dave Dee and now it’s Dozy 

Looks like things are far from Rosy 

They’re going in order - now that’s freaky 

You’ve really got to feel for Beaky.