If your ambition  

Is to become a filmer  

You’ve missed your chance  

With Val Kilmer. 

Saint Peter,  

Heaven’s doorman,  

Now greets  

George Foreman. 

She wasn’t killed Softly  

Was Roberta Flack  

But still she ends up  

On her back. 

Marianne Faithfull  

Wasn’t stabbed by a dagger  

But often she had been  

Poked by Mick Jagger. 

The film business  

Will feel the pinch  

At the loss  

Of David Lynch.